Love, kindness, compassion, altruism: he's got them all -and at very reasonable prices too! Well, it's Montecristo, the famous peddler in feelings and home truths. In this book, he will live up to the phrase "God loves an honest thief" - a fact that's all too easily forgotten... This is, of course, a prison motto, drawing on the experience of many a man and rat. Montecristo does everything he can to prove the harmful effects of integrity. And he's so good at it he makes our Lifer feel guilty about being innocent!